If the recent news about finding classified documents in former Vice President Mr. Pence’s home and at the Delaware residence of President Biden was not embarrassing enough for the US government, the final nail in the coffin was the report from the Washington Post that Classified documents are littering in Temples, Churches, Mosques, and Synagogue across the globe.
Whitehouse spokesperson “Kumar Patel”, a former leading actor with the Harold and Kumar go to White Castle answered during the weekend press briefing that “Historically we have been sharing with religious leaders across the world so it could be a Rabbi or an Imam who has access to classified documents but they were supposed to dispose of them and that is were the failure was but we corrected the situation by sending training materials to those religious leaders and we possibly will not see such situation repeat”.
How do you explain the situation with the Biden and Pence classified documents dilemma? a Faux News Network staff asked Mr. Patel. “Hey hey now Mr. Pence and Mr. Biden got drunk got a little carried away and they called the FBI on each other. I am guessing they may place those documents there themselves. This was supposed to be a prank that got out of control”, said a visibly upset Mr. Patel.
FBI has been diligently going through these classified documents but mostly they seem like recipes for famous dishes in high-profile restaurants.
There were also some classified documents regarding the Pornography viewing preferences of the congress members but these documents have already been readily available on the dark web so technically they are not classified.
Lloyd J. Austin III, the defense secretary appointed by the current administration has reportedly resigned. We are waiting for additional information regarding this developing situation.
