The Modi government surprised the world when they announced that Dr. Zakir Naik, the infamous talk show host, was awarded the highest civilian award. It came as a surprise for everyone, but the Congress party’s opposition leader believed it was just a ploy to lure him back to India so he could be used to…
Our correspondents in silicon valley report that a case is brewing in the Socal district court of California regarding a programmer who feels he was targeted for wearing a MAGA (Make Algorithm Great Again) patch on his underwear. I have been working for Microsoft since the days we used to steal, I mean to buy…
After almost two years of ban on popular social media like Facebook and Instagram, Mr. Zuckerberg has personally decided to restore the deactivated account of former President Mr. Donald Trump. Speaking at his farmhouse in Oaxaca, a rich part of Mexico, Mr. Trump said, “It is about time they gave my Facebook back, and truth…
If the recent news about finding classified documents in former Vice President Mr. Pence’s home and at the Delaware residence of President Biden was not embarrassing enough for the US government, the final nail in the coffin was the report from the Washington Post that Classified documents are littering in Temples, Churches, Mosques, and Synagogue…
After Elon Musk, the spiritual Guru of the free speech movement bought Twitter he found many staff members were homeless because of the rising cost of owning a home in California, and out of his goodwill gesture, he allowed employees to take up residence in the office. May makeshift bedrooms and bathrooms using cardboard boxes…
In a surprising new development the Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, has announced at his weekend press briefing at Machaca Gentlemen’s Club that they will be sending out cartel members with shipment of narcotic to Ukraine and Russian border to aide the soldiers who are reportedly suffering from low morale because of lack of…
This Asian company has the travel industry in their hand after coming out with a new idea of serving onboard Halal/Kosher Wine and beer. Muslims and Jews have been flocking to their planes and scooping up tickets to get a taste of their Halal/Kosher Wine and beer. The airlines also teamed up with Heineken and…
This is the newest development among all HOA (Home owners association) in the affluent states where the new board members are passing bylaws that include that new home owners should be healthy as in BMI less than 24.9 and more than 18.4. This is creating a chaos because many home owners who have pregnant spouses…
For the last thousand years since India came into existence, we westerners have been fascinated with the so-called “Yoga” but is it helping, or is it hurting? A recent study from Harvard School of Business Online found that Yoga may not be what it seems like it to be. Our body is just not meant…
In a show of force the Mayor and the Council members decided to defund the police and hire the minuteman vigilante group to maintain law and order. The Mayor expressed that the Police force was getting too expensive and to save some money for the New Years and Thanks giving parade the executive decision was…