Home Owners Association demanding members must lose weight or lose house

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This is the newest development among all HOA (Home owners association) in the affluent states where the new board members are passing bylaws that include that new home owners should be healthy as in BMI less than 24.9 and more than 18.4. This is creating a chaos because many home owners who have pregnant spouses are topping the BMI scale and as a result are losing their home. When the local government and state government was asked to step in they refused to help citing that it is a contractual agreement.

Our local correspondent asked HOA president of Shady Business homes Mr. Bigfoot about this controversial bylaw and his response was “We have to keep the value of our properties high and it looks really nice when you have people walking in the neighborhood that are athletic and physically fit. I mean do you want a 400 pound mammoth like me walking on the sidewalk?”

We asked Mr. Bigfoot why he has such laws restricting food loving home owners when he himself is probably on the high end of the BMI and his response was ” Well we are grandfathered in”.