In a surprising new development the Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, has announced at his weekend press briefing at Machaca Gentlemen’s Club that they will be sending out cartel members with shipment of narcotic to Ukraine and Russian border to aide the soldiers who are reportedly suffering from low morale because of lack of quality recreational drugs.
Reportedly the cartel members who are groomed to send over to the warzone are trained in conflict resolution, diversity and LGBTQ friendly. Like other countries Mexico is trying to cash in on this conflict that dragged the Europe as well USA in a quagmire that may cost the tax prayers trillions of dollars unless they find innovative way to make some side hustle.
According to the Mexican president “The cartels were a Mexican problem and now they are a Mexican profit bringing back Russian currency which is dominating the Asian market. Mr. Putin has personally called me to thank me for sending the reinforcement as soldiers rely on these drugs to keep themselves busy. I even got a call from President Biden asking if we can increase our shipment of weed to USA as local pot dispensaries are making killer money without paying Federal government any cut.”
After the announcement from Mexican president, other leaders from drug manufacturing countries like Afghanistan, Colombia also showed interest in sending their own product to make a buck or two. The Taleban spokesperson , Mollah Homer, who is the younger brother of Mollah Umar said “Russians soldiers had a great time when they invaded us forty years ago, unfortunately they had to leave with a bad taste but now that the US is gone we have resumed drug trading and we are taking bids. Hopefully, the countries will let go of their hurt feeling and enjoy the Heroine we are sending so we can regain our position as the number one illegal drug exporting country in the world”.
