Our correspondents in silicon valley report that a case is brewing in the Socal district court of California regarding a programmer who feels he was targeted for wearing a MAGA (Make Algorithm Great Again) patch on his underwear.
I have been working for Microsoft since the days we used to steal, I mean to buy off codes from other people and put our name on them. Since then I was huge about documentation and algorithm because if you have a good algorithm you have a good program. So my wife got me this underwear for me that was on clearance at the local IKEA after Trump lost the election that says “MAGA – Make algorithm great again and all I can think was when I was urinating at a urinal somebody saw the back side of my underwear that has the big MAGA logo on it, but what they don’t know is that in the front it clearly says “Algorithm”. Said Mr. Harshil Hemant Nana Bhai Patel.
When FAUX news reached out to Microsoft for comment Microsoft referred the issue to their former chairman Mr. Bill Gates who was in Switzerland to feed the poor. Mr. Bill Gates in an email response mentioned the following excerpt.
“I am a businessman first then a programmer and I hate when I see programmers promote documentation or pseudocode or algorithm because it is a total waste of time. We bought skype and did not write a line of code and back in the day I bought DOS (Dangerous Operating System), I did not write a line of code for that too. So why am I going to keep programmers on the payroll who emphasized unnecessary tasks. Again it has nothing to do with MAGA but it is a cost saving and performance evaluation measure.” Yours truly Bill.
