In a surprising new development the Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, has announced at his weekend press briefing at Machaca Gentlemen’s Club that they will be sending out cartel members with shipment of narcotic to Ukraine and Russian border to aide the soldiers who are reportedly suffering from low morale because of lack of…
This Asian company has the travel industry in their hand after coming out with a new idea of serving onboard Halal/Kosher Wine and beer. Muslims and Jews have been flocking to their planes and scooping up tickets to get a taste of their Halal/Kosher Wine and beer. The airlines also teamed up with Heineken and…
This is the newest development among all HOA (Home owners association) in the affluent states where the new board members are passing bylaws that include that new home owners should be healthy as in BMI less than 24.9 and more than 18.4. This is creating a chaos because many home owners who have pregnant spouses…
For the last thousand years since India came into existence, we westerners have been fascinated with the so-called “Yoga” but is it helping, or is it hurting? A recent study from Harvard School of Business Online found that Yoga may not be what it seems like it to be. Our body is just not meant…
In a show of force the Mayor and the Council members decided to defund the police and hire the minuteman vigilante group to maintain law and order. The Mayor expressed that the Police force was getting too expensive and to save some money for the New Years and Thanks giving parade the executive decision was…
The union for National “Astronuts” of America demanded that they need better access to adult diaper and butt rash cream formulated for adults. The union is calling for strike and total shutdown of all rocket science until the dear rear situation is not resolved. It is known astronauts spends significant amount of time in space…
Our correspondence in Mobile, Alabama report that an Indian bride Ms. Lakhshmi Rao Radha Bole Kukkuruku, who came to the US recently was going to end up in a divorce from her doctor husband who apparently married to keep his family happy. The mother in law very cordially asked her if she could keep the…
Once again the student loan rate is raised to astonishing 43% and according to Mr. Jerome H. Powell, the Chair of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System, he actually recommended 73% but was turned down because his own daughter who is a graduate from Nazarene Bible College still has few hundred dollars…
Mollah Obaidullah reported from Kabul in Afghanistan that “I am frankly appalled that there is no bidet or even a hand shower to wash our sweaty butt after we take a dump, I mean who just uses toilet paper, and have you seen the damage the toilet paper does to the plumbing system?”
A recent National Science Funded research project at University of Pennsylvania Wharton’s School of Business has found that women are genuinely attracted to Dad Bod. Dr. Long Shank, explained in his pioneering work “I had to gain an additional hundred pounds to understand the real benefit of having a Dad Bod, I have never been…