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The outcomes of these crackdowns often include a combination of government concessions, suppression of dissent, and broader societal impacts. The use of force against student protesters typically draws criticism from human rights organizations and can lead to increased tensions between the government and civil society.

Our reporter in India, Mr. Gunjan Patel, is at Surat in the state of Gujarat, where he just emailed us the first draft that outlines the sentencing of the Indian PN Mr. Narendra Modi, in a public speech, made an offhand comment about Mr. Rahul Gandhi, which resulted in a two-year imprisonment. Indian Penal Code…

Just in, our reporters in Kolkata just sent us this message published from the PM’s office of Mr. Modi that India was behind the Nord Stream sabotage. Indian currency is now the strongest in the Asian market because of this news. “Upon my (Mr. Modi’s) order, child labor from Bihar, Kolkata, was recruited to carry…

In a surprising new development the Mexican president, Andrés Manuel López Obrador, has announced at his weekend press briefing at Machaca Gentlemen’s Club that they will be sending out cartel members with shipment of narcotic to Ukraine and Russian border to aide the soldiers who are reportedly suffering from low morale because of lack of…

Mollah Obaidullah reported from Kabul in Afghanistan that “I am frankly appalled that there is no bidet or even a hand shower to wash our sweaty butt after we take a dump, I mean who just uses toilet paper, and have you seen the damage the toilet paper does to the plumbing system?”

Indian student, Congress has started widespread protesting against the Modi government for banning Steaks (medium, rare, well done). ISC representative Shri Narayan Goswami Lakhsman Bandhan Uttopama Reddy said in a fiery speech “we want our steaks and we would like it marinated and cooked to perfection”. Recently, the Modi government has banned consumption of all…

Our sources in Cancun a tourist city of Mexico reports that a recent wave of white Americans have taken over all the hospitality jobs are the tourist district. Local resident Mr. Pablo said in a frustrated tone “All the minimum wage jobs are taken by the gringos and they are asking for health care, union…

Sources closed to Putin in Kremlin recently reported Mr. President Putin is suffering from diabetes. His blood sugar was very low when he ordered the latest round of attack on Ukraine. State department of the US has offered a large shipment of Metformin, a drug commonly used to treat diabetes.