The lawyers defending Mr. Musk are now calling it quits unless they are fired already. In the latest string of bizarre events, a Twitter user called Haraldur Thorleifsson asked on his social media platform if he still was employed by Mr. Musk. The Tesla boss made multiple jokes about his former employee and even claimed…
In a turn of events, what seems to be an offhand joke has become a multibillion-dollar lawsuit that can make all businesses related to voting systems go belly up. The CEO of the Dominion voting system joked, “We stole the election” at the NRI (National Rodent Association)gala at Maralago Golf club. Robert Murdoch, the CEO…
Recently, the UK appeals court upheld the decision of the UK Government who has revoked the ISIL bride’s citizenship which she achieved by birth. This action may seem harmless, but the question remains about another British-born terrorist, such as “Alexanda Amon Kotey.” Since his parents are from Ghana and Greece, why was Jihadi George, aka…
Just in, our reporters in Kolkata just sent us this message published from the PM’s office of Mr. Modi that India was behind the Nord Stream sabotage. Indian currency is now the strongest in the Asian market because of this news. “Upon my (Mr. Modi’s) order, child labor from Bihar, Kolkata, was recruited to carry…
Our correspondents in the Moscow report that due to the high usage of alcoholic beverages like Vodka, most men in Russia suffer from multiple forms of erectile dysfunction (ED). Viagra has been a blessing to Russian men as the country has seen a population decline due to the effects of ED. According to the RT…
The Modi government surprised the world when they announced that Dr. Zakir Naik, the infamous talk show host, was awarded the highest civilian award. It came as a surprise for everyone, but the Congress party’s opposition leader believed it was just a ploy to lure him back to India so he could be used to…
Our correspondents in silicon valley report that a case is brewing in the Socal district court of California regarding a programmer who feels he was targeted for wearing a MAGA (Make Algorithm Great Again) patch on his underwear. I have been working for Microsoft since the days we used to steal, I mean to buy…
After almost two years of ban on popular social media like Facebook and Instagram, Mr. Zuckerberg has personally decided to restore the deactivated account of former President Mr. Donald Trump. Speaking at his farmhouse in Oaxaca, a rich part of Mexico, Mr. Trump said, “It is about time they gave my Facebook back, and truth…
If the recent news about finding classified documents in former Vice President Mr. Pence’s home and at the Delaware residence of President Biden was not embarrassing enough for the US government, the final nail in the coffin was the report from the Washington Post that Classified documents are littering in Temples, Churches, Mosques, and Synagogue…
After Elon Musk, the spiritual Guru of the free speech movement bought Twitter he found many staff members were homeless because of the rising cost of owning a home in California, and out of his goodwill gesture, he allowed employees to take up residence in the office. May makeshift bedrooms and bathrooms using cardboard boxes…