Recently terminated from his high-profile post-Dr. Anthony Fauci, Former Chief Medical Advisor to the President of the United States, had some harsh words for reporters outside his West Palm beach mansion. “Yeah, I said it; it was good for nothing,” said Dr. Fauci as he mowed his front lawn. “What difference does it make to…
In a show of force the Mayor and the Council members decided to defund the police and hire the minuteman vigilante group to maintain law and order. The Mayor expressed that the Police force was getting too expensive and to save some money for the New Years and Thanks giving parade the executive decision was…
Our sources in Reuters reported that after a lot of back and forth, the decision was made to issue arrest warrants against former US President Mr. Bush and former British Prime Minister Mr. Tony Blair, and the self-proclaimed Russian dictator Mr. Valdimir Putin. Mr. Karim Khan, who has been leading the charge, has dedicated the…
This just came into our News Room from our local reporters in Baltimore, Maryland, who are also affected by the recent loss in value of the Maryland 529 fund by as much as fifty percent. The parents are pushing for the maintenance to be taken over by the treasurer so they can make sure that…
Sources closed to Putin in Kremlin recently reported Mr. President Putin is suffering from diabetes. His blood sugar was very low when he ordered the latest round of attack on Ukraine. State department of the US has offered a large shipment of Metformin, a drug commonly used to treat diabetes.
After Elon Musk, the spiritual Guru of the free speech movement bought Twitter he found many staff members were homeless because of the rising cost of owning a home in California, and out of his goodwill gesture, he allowed employees to take up residence in the office. May makeshift bedrooms and bathrooms using cardboard boxes…
Indian student, Congress has started widespread protesting against the Modi government for banning Steaks (medium, rare, well done). ISC representative Shri Narayan Goswami Lakhsman Bandhan Uttopama Reddy said in a fiery speech “we want our steaks and we would like it marinated and cooked to perfection”. Recently, the Modi government has banned consumption of all…
If the recent news about finding classified documents in former Vice President Mr. Pence’s home and at the Delaware residence of President Biden was not embarrassing enough for the US government, the final nail in the coffin was the report from the Washington Post that Classified documents are littering in Temples, Churches, Mosques, and Synagogue…
Our correspondents in the Moscow report that due to the high usage of alcoholic beverages like Vodka, most men in Russia suffer from multiple forms of erectile dysfunction (ED). Viagra has been a blessing to Russian men as the country has seen a population decline due to the effects of ED. According to the RT…
Our correspondence in Mobile, Alabama report that an Indian bride Ms. Lakhshmi Rao Radha Bole Kukkuruku, who came to the US recently was going to end up in a divorce from her doctor husband who apparently married to keep his family happy. The mother in law very cordially asked her if she could keep the…