President Walter Wendler of West Texas A&M University canceled a drag show raising funds for LGBTQ issues. This has the student body and many First Amendment lawyers fuming. In his own words, he described “such performances degrade women and are derisive, divisive and demoralizing misogyny.” The lawyers argue that the cancellation violates the rights of…
Just in, our reporters in Kolkata just sent us this message published from the PM’s office of Mr. Modi that India was behind the Nord Stream sabotage. Indian currency is now the strongest in the Asian market because of this news. “Upon my (Mr. Modi’s) order, child labor from Bihar, Kolkata, was recruited to carry…
Indian student, Congress has started widespread protesting against the Modi government for banning Steaks (medium, rare, well done). ISC representative Shri Narayan Goswami Lakhsman Bandhan Uttopama Reddy said in a fiery speech “we want our steaks and we would like it marinated and cooked to perfection”. Recently, the Modi government has banned consumption of all…
Our reporter in India, Mr. Gunjan Patel, is at Surat in the state of Gujarat, where he just emailed us the first draft that outlines the sentencing of the Indian PN Mr. Narendra Modi, in a public speech, made an offhand comment about Mr. Rahul Gandhi, which resulted in a two-year imprisonment. Indian Penal Code…
The lawyers defending Mr. Musk are now calling it quits unless they are fired already. In the latest string of bizarre events, a Twitter user called Haraldur Thorleifsson asked on his social media platform if he still was employed by Mr. Musk. The Tesla boss made multiple jokes about his former employee and even claimed…
FBI press release reports that Mr. Mark Zuckerberg recently approached the FBI because he has seen an increase in spam email in his Hotmail account that he has been using since 1992. He has found pornographic images and subscriptions that he was not aware of. According to Mr. Zuckerberg “I do not remember signing up…
Our correspondence in Mobile, Alabama report that an Indian bride Ms. Lakhshmi Rao Radha Bole Kukkuruku, who came to the US recently was going to end up in a divorce from her doctor husband who apparently married to keep his family happy. The mother in law very cordially asked her if she could keep the…
Hundreds of thousands of stolen TV were found in a warehouse in Tamil Nadu. Most of these were smuggled out of USA. Department of Justice spokesperson Monica Lewinsky said ” These CRT monitors out last flat panel anytime of the the day and we are shocked to see that we have none of these computer…
This just came into our News Room from our local reporters in Baltimore, Maryland, who are also affected by the recent loss in value of the Maryland 529 fund by as much as fifty percent. The parents are pushing for the maintenance to be taken over by the treasurer so they can make sure that…
A recent National Science Funded research project at University of Pennsylvania Wharton’s School of Business has found that women are genuinely attracted to Dad Bod. Dr. Long Shank, explained in his pioneering work “I had to gain an additional hundred pounds to understand the real benefit of having a Dad Bod, I have never been…