The union for National “Astronuts” of America demanded that they need better access to adult diaper and butt rash cream formulated for adults. The union is calling for strike and total shutdown of all rocket science until the dear rear situation is not resolved. It is known astronauts spends significant amount of time in space…
Mollah Obaidullah reported from Kabul in Afghanistan that “I am frankly appalled that there is no bidet or even a hand shower to wash our sweaty butt after we take a dump, I mean who just uses toilet paper, and have you seen the damage the toilet paper does to the plumbing system?”
Our reporter in India, Mr. Gunjan Patel, is at Surat in the state of Gujarat, where he just emailed us the first draft that outlines the sentencing of the Indian PN Mr. Narendra Modi, in a public speech, made an offhand comment about Mr. Rahul Gandhi, which resulted in a two-year imprisonment. Indian Penal Code…
In a turn of events, what seems to be an offhand joke has become a multibillion-dollar lawsuit that can make all businesses related to voting systems go belly up. The CEO of the Dominion voting system joked, “We stole the election” at the NRI (National Rodent Association)gala at Maralago Golf club. Robert Murdoch, the CEO…
After Elon Musk, the spiritual Guru of the free speech movement bought Twitter he found many staff members were homeless because of the rising cost of owning a home in California, and out of his goodwill gesture, he allowed employees to take up residence in the office. May makeshift bedrooms and bathrooms using cardboard boxes…
FBI press release reports that Mr. Mark Zuckerberg recently approached the FBI because he has seen an increase in spam email in his Hotmail account that he has been using since 1992. He has found pornographic images and subscriptions that he was not aware of. According to Mr. Zuckerberg “I do not remember signing up…
Hundreds of thousands of stolen TV were found in a warehouse in Tamil Nadu. Most of these were smuggled out of USA. Department of Justice spokesperson Monica Lewinsky said ” These CRT monitors out last flat panel anytime of the the day and we are shocked to see that we have none of these computer…
It was not a surprise as AP reports Mr. Trump, former president of USA was seen at a Vegas night club with Mr. Kanye West. Mr. West has reportedly donated several billion dollars for Mr. Trumps 2024 campaign.
This just came into our News Room from our local reporters in Baltimore, Maryland, who are also affected by the recent loss in value of the Maryland 529 fund by as much as fifty percent. The parents are pushing for the maintenance to be taken over by the treasurer so they can make sure that…
In a show of force the Mayor and the Council members decided to defund the police and hire the minuteman vigilante group to maintain law and order. The Mayor expressed that the Police force was getting too expensive and to save some money for the New Years and Thanks giving parade the executive decision was…