FBI press release reports that Mr. Mark Zuckerberg recently approached the FBI because he has seen an increase in spam email in his Hotmail account that he has been using since 1992. He has found pornographic images and subscriptions that he was not aware of. According to Mr. Zuckerberg “I do not remember signing up…
Story Daniels, a punster is again at the center of the storm that has been haunting Trump since he has paid the hush money. It was not much, $150K but the embarrassment that Mr. Trump had to endure was too much for a former President.
Mollah Obaidullah reported from Kabul in Afghanistan that “I am frankly appalled that there is no bidet or even a hand shower to wash our sweaty butt after we take a dump, I mean who just uses toilet paper, and have you seen the damage the toilet paper does to the plumbing system?”
Our correspondence in Mobile, Alabama report that an Indian bride Ms. Lakhshmi Rao Radha Bole Kukkuruku, who came to the US recently was going to end up in a divorce from her doctor husband who apparently married to keep his family happy. The mother in law very cordially asked her if she could keep the…
This just came into our News Room from our local reporters in Baltimore, Maryland, who are also affected by the recent loss in value of the Maryland 529 fund by as much as fifty percent. The parents are pushing for the maintenance to be taken over by the treasurer so they can make sure that…
President Walter Wendler of West Texas A&M University canceled a drag show raising funds for LGBTQ issues. This has the student body and many First Amendment lawyers fuming. In his own words, he described “such performances degrade women and are derisive, divisive and demoralizing misogyny.” The lawyers argue that the cancellation violates the rights of…
This Asian company has the travel industry in their hand after coming out with a new idea of serving onboard Halal/Kosher Wine and beer. Muslims and Jews have been flocking to their planes and scooping up tickets to get a taste of their Halal/Kosher Wine and beer. The airlines also teamed up with Heineken and…